For those who piss us off...

I kind of hope your ass gets kicked so hard you sneeze shoelaces.

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:41:07 -0400

I kind of hope your ass gets kicked so hard you sneeze shoelaces.

I kind of hope you’re the neighbor of Bilbo Baggins who wasn’t chosen to go on an...

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 01:25:38 -0500

I kind of hope you’re the neighbor of Bilbo Baggins who wasn’t chosen to go on an adventure.

I kind of hope someone replaces your toothpaste with acid.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 13:18:15 -0500

I kind of hope someone replaces your toothpaste with acid.

I kind of hope you accidentally drink Drain-O.

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 09:31:28 -0400

I kind of hope you accidentally drink Drain-O.

I kind of hope someone puts peanut butter in your underwear.

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:45:32 -0400

I kind of hope someone puts peanut butter in your underwear.

I kind of hope the next time you go to a strip club you can find only quarters in your pocket.

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 23:37:58 -0400

I kind of hope the next time you go to a strip club you can find only quarters in your pocket.

I kind of hope your first day of classes is like being in purgatory.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 07:46:29 -0400

I kind of hope your first day of classes is like being in purgatory.

I kind of hope blood rushes to your toes instead of your penis anytime you get a boner.

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 16:42:56 -0400

I kind of hope blood rushes to your toes instead of your penis anytime you get a boner.

I kind of hope you are mistaken for a blow-up doll on multiple occasions.

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:27:40 -0400

I kind of hope you are mistaken for a blow-up doll on multiple occasions.

I kind of hope Mark Wahlberg does not ask you to say hello to his mother for him.

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 10:19:16 -0400

I kind of hope Mark Wahlberg does not ask you to say hello to his mother for him.

I kind of hope your boyfriend is forced to say his own name during sex.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 21:44:24 -0400

I kind of hope your boyfriend is forced to say his own name during sex.

I kind of hope your sex life develops into a resemblance of The Human Centipede.

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 09:50:03 -0400

I kind of hope your sex life develops into a resemblance of The Human Centipede.

I kind of hope you develop a smell that only attracts diseased cats.

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 23:12:51 -0400

I kind of hope you develop a smell that only attracts diseased cats.

I kind of hope you move to a new town and experience Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds first hand.

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 19:25:45 -0400

I kind of hope you move to a new town and experience Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds first hand.

I kind of hope someone replaces your car with a rabid hippo.

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:14:00 -0400

I kind of hope someone replaces your car with a rabid hippo.

I kind of hope you get promoted to “dog shock collar tester”.

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 23:06:20 -0400

I kind of hope you get promoted to “dog shock collar tester”.

I kind of hope your chest hairs evolve into tape worms embedded in your body.

Sat, 28 Jul 2012 01:55:29 -0400

I kind of hope your chest hairs evolve into tape worms embedded in your body.

I kind of hope you are forever associated with the smell of formaldehyde.

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 00:00:53 -0400

I kind of hope you are forever associated with the smell of formaldehyde.

I kind of hope your nipples grow larger than your head.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:13:56 -0400

I kind of hope your nipples grow larger than your head.

I kind of hope someone shoves a curling iron up your ass.

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:40:55 -0400

I kind of hope someone shoves a curling iron up your ass.